This is Jack. Jack the duck! If ever there was a duck worth disliking it is Jack.
I would say hate, but hate is a strong emotion to waste on a duck. Even a back biting cowardly terrorist duck.
Jack thinks he owns the dock and harasses people . However fool duck no one takes him seriously, unless they aren’t “from around these here parts”. Jack lives here with his human on a boat. Jack rides around on the back of the bike at times in a pet carrier. Jack does not think he is a duck. Jack thinks he is getting repect by bullying people, but no one respects him, we all laugh at the fool duck. Baka!
Jack is a coward and an opportunist terrorist and back biting duck. The other day I am laying down on the dock, working on the boat and I feel something weird at my leg. Then when I kick and look, he runs away. It is Jack biting my pants leg while I am not looking. A Duck Sneak Nijitstu attack! Honor-less Duck!!!
The other day I heard a thump then pat pat pat pat, it is Jack boldly on the attack coming at me. He had lost his mind, jumped down off the boat and was launching a full on attack as I walked by. But when I turn and run at him on the attack he stops and turns away… Until I turn then he comes at me again.
Now this duck watched me go to my boat before. So he knows where I live…
The first time he showed up at my boat after his first attack, further down the dock. I thought OMG, this is the duck from Hell. It is possessed like in the movie, like Chunky or something. I was lery…for a while.
Another night we hear this weird noise on the deck. LZ was concerned. She did not think it was Jack at night even though I said so. I looked carefully at first because we have racoons, you do not want to startle them. However I was right, it was Jack he was on the boat pecking at the boat windows. I chased him away with the water hose, he hates getting sprayed. I spray him, he runs.
He jumps in the water and swims away until I stop, then he turns comes back quacking at me.
Another time Jack was on the dock. He just looked at me from a distance. I turned like I was doing something and did not see him. He took that moment to try a sneak attack. I showed him my back, he seeing I was not looking (so he thought) He started at me. I had my camera to record some of it. It was hard to film and not look like I was looking. He tried to sneak up I watched until the last moment. Just as he was about to strike I turned and did a Shaolin sweep kick. He jumped, turned and walked away like he was innocent. Then turn and watched me… Bastard!
The Duck Wars it is brutal, and on-going. I did not start this, but I will not let a duck defeat me. It is not the Shaolin Way.
Lucky for him I am a vegetarian.